This year, my workplace offered a great perk: holiday gift wrapping. Being the terrible gift wrapper I am, I eagerly dropped off packages for the volunteers. There was not one male in the volunteer
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The Little Things
Sleeping With the Enemy: 7 of My Wife’s Annoying Sleeping Habits
“It’s like you’re in different zip codes,” my friend told me years ago as he stared off into space, waxing poetic about
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Grading The Wedding Registry With the Gift of Hindsight
Because it’s tough to judge a sports draft right away, sports writers revisit the results a few years later to share
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4 Things I Say To Our Cats That My Wife Wishes I’d Say To Her
The other day, my wife caught me following our cat Daphne around the house the other day gushing: “I must say, you’ve
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How My Wife Blames Me When I’m Not Nearby
One day, before we were married, I heard my wife spill a drink in an adjacent room.
"RICH!?".
I pondered the
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7 Questions I’m Banning My Wife From Asking For Eternity
My wife often rattles off rapid-fire questions, doubling me over in exhaustion.
Considering the data, I saw that many
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I Will No Longer Let My Wife Know How Much I Weigh
A few years back, the doctor suggested I lose weight. He was worried I was pre-diabetic.
The doctor's advice was to
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